If, like me you are suffering with kid related sleep deprivation or the dreaded snoring as written about here here are my top ten ways to stay awake.
*Please note,for entertainment purpose only.DO NOT try these at home 😀
1.Open jar of coffee.Insert spoon.Eat.
2.Run outside in your pants ‘n’ vest.If the cold doesn’t wake you up the realisation that the postman just saw you in your undies will!
3.Watch a horror film marathon,without the kids obvs.You won’t sleep for weeks.(Only works if you’re a big girls blouse like me)
4.Get the kids to nag to play with dolls or Mario or Lego or all of the above.No-one can sleep through incessant whinging.
5.Open the windows and listen to the party house down the road (everyone has one of those nearby right?!) screams,laughter and Gangnam Style on karaoke.No kipping here!
6.Matchsticks.Keep those peepers open.Hurts like hell but it’ll keep you from snoozing.
7.Star jumps,that’ll get the heart pumping,or the pain from a twisted ankle…whichever comes first!
8.Put a fan on full blast and aim it at your face.Might dry your eyes out but at least they’re still open.
9.Get a load of parcels delivered.Those delivery guys are adamant you WILL answer the door and when they knock the whole street will know it!
10.Get a Jason Statham or ……. (insert your hot movie star here) box set and watch non stop.Who’s gonna drop off now?