So a silly and yes probably very childish post about daft things people have said that I’ve overhead or been told about.I’ll keep them anonymous (only ‘cos I’d get my arse kicked).
😲 “But what are you going to do about my hole?”
said by a (female) friend to a workman who had come to do some repairs.
😛.”Ooh it’s a bit stiff”
said by a lady to an elderly vicar whilst helping him zip up his cardigan.Had to stifle a giggle as was at work.
😖.”Where’s the bloody lollipop man?”
cue laughter from my SIL.
“Uh Ju,he’s only here when the kids come out,not to help us cross the road”
this was actually me *cringe* I was tired…honest.
🐱.”Why don’t you build a fence around the front garden so the cats can’t get in”
said by a friend to a neighbour and was then corrected by her 6 year old –
“Mum,cats can climb over fences” *eye roll*
🌻.”You know those flowers kids make a wish with?”
“oh yes dandelions you mean?”
“No,no the white fluffy one’s – clock flowers”
“Ermmm, they are dandelions”
“No they aren’t”
“I think you’ll find they are”
this was said by a woman in her 50’s and highly intelligent!
💩.”I went to the toilet and my bum was sick”
said by a 5 year old!
👀.”Oh look at all those lovely rabbits in the field”
“Those are sheep lovely,get your glasses on”
Conversation between father and daughter!
🐝.”The council won’t get rid of my bee’s nest because of the Queen,dunno what the hell it’s got to do with her mind”
“You do know they don’t mean the ACTUAL Queen right?”
Another lovely friend!
💡.”Why isn’t the sodding kettle working?”
“The maintenance man has returned the power off hasn’t he!”
“Well that only affects the lights doesn’t it?”
A poor old thirsty workmate.
🐟.”Where is this kettle of fish you keep going on about I’ve never seen it?”
Employee to supervisor!
🙊 Oh and not so much daft as amusing but I was accosted by an elderly gent in Boots once who said:
“can you recommend something for my sons blisters they’re popping all over the place?”
“Um,well I don’t work here but I’m sure the pharmacy counter would help”
Do you have any to add?I love this stuff!!Sure there’s loads of others I’ve forgotten about!