I work in a shop in the middle of a busy shopping centre and to say there are some colourful sights is an understatement.Here are my favourites so far: • A woman eating a jacket potato like an apple.Hats off to her she didn’t even get it all down the front of her,I’m always sporting dinner … More Views from my shop window!
So you finally get out of the door after the manic getting ready for school nightmare that just happened.I won’t bore you with that though,my post is about what happens next… As we start off,the neighbourhood’s 4623 cats get pointed out. “Oh look Mum there’s another cat over there” *grits teeth* “yes darling there’s a … More All the fun of the school run!
So I enjoyed writing Warnings I’d Give My Kid Self so much I thought I’d do another one.I was soooo accident prone and until I’d written it down I hadn’t realised quite how bad I was!So here’s my 2nd list of warnings I’d give my kid self! 1.DON’T rock so hard on the rocking horse at nursery – … More Warnings I’d Give My Kid Self #2
I have a naughty fairy stalking me.I must have. If I don’t then I have no idea how to explain the things that go on around me?! Why do I always lose my phone a thousand times a day when I only just had the bloody thing?! Maybe it’s the same naughty fairy who keeps nicking … More There’s A Naughty Fairy Stalking Me!
All kids have cute and funny ways of saying or pronouncing certain words.Some of them are funny and some can be pretty embarrassing – guaranteed to be shouted whilst in the company of someone it shouldn’t. Like the times they shout out about you having a big bum whilst getting changed in the leisure centre … More Daft things my kids say!
We all do stupid stuff when we’re young, I certainly did! So here’s a light hearted look at the warnings I’d give my kid self! 1. Make more effort at school, your crush on that fit lad in year 11 might seem like the most important thing but honestly get on with some bloody work … More Warnings I’d Give My Kid Self!